I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND
Was worth the money.
I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until then, have a day.
I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat
"he likes girls too much to be gay"
wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.
okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’